March 2012
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kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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I love it when my mom talks about me to my dad like she thinks I can’t hear her
You really hurt my feelings, mom
I know you don’t care, so why the fuck am I even wasting people’s time posting this
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“You thought Aaron Burr would hesitate to duel you…?”
- The immortal words of Saint-Just
jason-derp asked: I'm trying to find the picture I told you about of Spencer and Brendon working out back stage but I can't. D:
THE USED DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SHIT.
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http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
MY CHEST HURTS
OH
OH MY GOD
Renee
reneexmaria:
crookedsin:
The plethora of butt knife banter being exchanged here is more than I can tolerate
i cant even comprehend butt knives right now
where is the photoshop i need visuals
Do you know
the horrors that could be constructed
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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Renee
The plethora of butt knife banter being exchanged here is more than I can tolerate
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum got really into Doctor Who on Netflix Instant, but can’t watch series 6 because he doesn’t pay for DVDs.
demoncolbert:
i hope rick santorum makes a tumblr and sees how much we all hate him and then cries tears of blood
And then sees lots of gay porn
February 2012
But alas, for she was too late to save him
caesarindahood:
wewalkonairwatson:
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BUT
BUT NO
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I've been pretty indifferent to the concept of a...
caesarindahood:
I learned only recently that Julius Caesar played a key role in implementing it.
THAT’S IT I LOVE IT
My mom taught a lesson on this to her kids yesterday! I thought it was historically inaccurate.
Robespierre is so painfully domestic
reneexmaria:
annie-wyatt you are just what my background needed
lifeofthedamned:
annie-wyatt:
ive done something terrible
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I VOTE ANNIE FOR RULER OF THE WORLD
THIS IS BRILLIANCE
THE FIRST ONE
ANNIE
whitesnake
reneexmaria:
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ .. فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ
How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
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The faults of others will be pardoned, but my zeal for the homeland is made into...
– Maximilien Robespierre, final speech to the Convention on 8 Thermidor
But I am le tired.
– Marquis de La Fayette (via incorrecthistoryquotes)
"Antoine: Friend of Robespierre"
Why is this title so funny to me
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
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